(Because today if you read this I've decided to call you little)
At the request of my hordes of readers minus all of my hordes of readers but two or three (which leaves two or three because I don't think many more than pi reading readers read this) there has been a request to post what I call the Dwayne Johnson Rules. So you don't ask why they be called that, it's because if something has hit rock bottom (Dwane Johnson is also known as The Rock. Get it? Get it? Huh? Dooyah? Didja?) then you follow these rules. I don't normally give advice unless it's asked for. This isn't a D.I.Y. manual of how to fix something. It's my place to say whateveriwishinwhateverformatiwishandsuckstoyouifyoudon'tlikeit. However, I suppose I can acquiesce to the request.
So here be the Dwane Johnson Rules. Follow at your own discretion. (Though if you take advice from me then I think it proves your own discretion has discreetly led you places you'd rather not be)
The Dwayane Johnson Rules(!!!)
if you find yourself to have made like a pinball machine and been played, so to speak, or if you've been maligned, impugned, victimized, "cheated on", or something like that follow these rules. It's not guaranteed they'll be easy, but they should help you move on. Which is important.
:: Never be alone with this person causing you distress
:: Don't initiate contact with said distressing stressor. Be polite. Don't be terse. Answer in complete sentences. Don't initiate contact.
:: Focus on other things. Find something to do when your resolve becomes corroded. Stay occupied and productive.
There you have them. The Dwayne Johnson Rules... YAY! I think I'm done for now.
Yours truly,
Me
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